1. stalemuffin:

    thempress:

    People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

    You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

    also see:

    maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

    (via jackhasfreckles)

     
  2. You. You? I like you. I’m gonna keep you.

    (Source: peetahales, via maggiec00)

     

  3. harryspankme:

    this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

    (via jackhasfreckles)

     

  4. auntytany:

    lostbeasts:

    i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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    holy

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    friggin

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    shit

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    i still think HORSES are big but

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    would you

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    just

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    cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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    FUCK

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    (via flyforeverfree)

     
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  6. In which Stiles is the whole Teen Wolf fandom

    (Source: shippingwolves, via jackhasfreckles)

     

  7. sarahakele:

    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

    (via flyforeverfree)

     
  8. flamingobritty:

    I laughed an unreasonable amount during this part.

    (via dayanara-molina)

     
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  10. vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    (Source: basedyeeezus, via jackhasfreckles)

     
  11. (Source: teen-wolf, via jackhasfreckles)

     
  12. realitytvgifs:

    accurate scientific research

    (via beautifulirwin)