1. toecruise:

    toecruise:

    i have more followers than people at my school

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  2. thatstheriddle:

    unstablewifi:

    see-but-do-not-observe:

    lokisherlockfan:

    Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.

    Omg Tom looks like a turtle

    Of course it’s Benedict

    Brad Pitt still looks hot

    oh my god i thought those numbers were their ages and i got WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE 45!? HE’S OLDER THAN SNAPE WHAT DID I MISS!?

    (Source: takeallyourpictures, via jackhasfreckles)

     
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  5. pregnantmales:

    why wasnt i a part of this

    IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

    what is this even from

    THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

    WHAT IS THI S OMFG

    but the real question is where can i watch this

    this post gets me through everything

    I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

    oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

    the orange one isn’t even doing it right

    the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

    (Source: komaedakouhai, via jackhasfreckles)

     
  6. daddylookingforhiskitten:

    heartsyhawk:

    swan2swan:

    joannablackhart:

    judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

    rivaisexual:

    spindlebug:

    prpltnkr:

    This is too important for me not to mention.

    This “Christian” child-rearing manual has led to at least three known deaths through child-abuse.

    The book states: "Give 10 licks at a time, more if the child resists. Be careful about using it in front of others — even at church; nosy neighbors might call social workers."

    This is literally a how-to manual on how to abuse and beat your children.

    Sign this petition to have Amazon stop selling this hideous thing.

    what????

    OH MY GOD.  Okay stop scrolling and look at me.  My mother actually used this book.  I am a victim of this piece of literary evil, and let me tell you, it has left me with some seriously deep scars.  It got to the point that  my brother and I couldn’t even laugh.  Laughter was considered “foolishness” and we would literally be struck ten times for it if she heard it.  Let me reiterate that. 

    We could not enjoy ourselves or even be happy without being beaten.

    One of the “Christian” cult families introduced this to her and yes, it is basically condoning serious child abuse.  I actually personally believe in corporal punishment and let me tell you, THIS IS NOT CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.  It is heavy abuse and it’s evil, evil, evil.  I’m going to go sign that petition, and so help me, if you know of someone using this book, call Child Protective services immediately.  The children of that cult family are now actually being rehabilitated because they grew up like robots.  It’s a sick fucking book, okay? Sick.  Let’s get this thing banned before it ruins anymore lives. 

    I am the way I am today because of this hideous thing.  I cry every time someone even gently reprimands me.  I’m afraid of cutting up in public because I think someone is going to hit me.  Worst of all: It taught me to tolerate abuse, that I deserved abuse, and that if someone abused me, I was clearly in the wrong.  I can’t possibly begin to tell you how dangerous it has been for me.  Thanks to people around me who were raised right, I am only now starting to learn to stand up for myself and that, no, I am not an idiot who deserves verbal, physical, emotional, or mental abuse.  I am not just a child who will forever be subject to her power-hungry mother.  

    Most of all…  Children are not animals.  And really, who the fuck even treats an animal like that???  Please, if you reblog one thing from me, please let it be this.  I don’t want anyone else to go through what I did. 

    They didn’t get rid of that stupid fucking book yet? What the fuck are they waiting for? 

    As of March 31, 2014, this abuse manual is still available.

    This is not Christian. Anyone who tells you any different is trying to sell you something. Specifically this piece of garbage.

    I’ll second that emotion. It’s an evil child abuse manual and has no place being around anyone near children. Or animals. IDK who added the quotes around “Christian” but bless them. Biblically speaking, Jesus LOVED kids and would have probably done more than flip a table in the general direction of somebody beating the shit out of children in His name. 

    I don’t agree with the message at all, although I wish the petition linked better news sites. I’d also like to point out that, in fact, children are animals, as are adults.

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  7. aw hi tony
    dont be a little bitch loki bruce is behind u
    steve wat r ur pants & sassy twinsassins

    defiant-wholock-inthewarehouse:

    realvaguehobbit:

    suavebadass:

    eventualprocrastination:

    clintcoleson:

    superhusbandsaddict:

    myspanglyoutfit:

    Tony gets his own frame.

    Like a Boss

    It’s because he’s Tony Stark.

    That’s okay. Bruce decides he wants to be in two frames. Like a Hulk.

    reblogging this again because look at how Natasha and Clint fuckin’ strut and own that frame hell yeah

    Steve just kind of wandering around

    omg I didn’t even think to click on them before now just do it

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  8. darkarcherprince:

    fbangx:

    hotyoutubersex:

    straight-blazin-all-day-long:

    re-blogueiro:

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    Do not lie to me tumblr

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    I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

    jesus god can I please get more of these

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    Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

    Men of Tumblr…

    dead

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    The men of tumblr win

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    i could dig it. 

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    Seem’s legit tbf

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    Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

    At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

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    But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

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    ^winning

    THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Why are these guys doing this?

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    I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

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    I will never not reblog this

    favuorite post on tumblr omfg

    LMFAO

    hats off to the men of tumblr.

    *bows down* for the man of tumblr

    FUCK IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG FOR OVER 20 YEARS!

    (Source: flightlessmajesty, via jackhasfreckles)

     
  9. yolandaash:

    doctadonner:

    devildoll:

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    Every time I see this it’s a different person exactly how many people want the D of captain America.

    (Source: starcunning, via maggiec00)

     

  10. heykarli:

    My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

    (via jackhasfreckles)

     

  11. thechillgatsby:

    thorsies:

    IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

    SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

    (via jackhasfreckles)

     

  12. gingerblivet:

    Things I will not judge you for:
    •Sexuality
    •Religion
    •Race
    •Clothing choices

    Things I will judge you for:
    •Not signalling while driving
    •How you treat wait staff
    •Which way you think the toilet roll goes

    (via jackhasfreckles)